Shorts With Shawty

Isabella: Hello, it's very nice to meet the both of- Spencer: I give this relationship about a month. Dylan: Shhh, Spencer! We all know it'll last less than a week. Isabella: *smiles awkwardly*

Pearl: Daddy, can you tell us a bedtime story? Teddy: And please make it a good one! Spencer: Of course! How about this book right here- Pearl: I meant Daddy Dylan since he's actually good. Spencer: *drops book*

(Jewel and Missy are their family pets) Jewel: *hears Spencer cooking* Missy: *runs downstairs to get served first* Dylan: Hey, I didn't know I'd have an audience today! Jewel and Missy: *walks away*

Spencer: I love being a married man. Raphael: So do I. Dylan: Hope you signed a prenuptial agreement, buddy. Raphael: ...

Raphael: Orange is a nice color. Dylan: I hate orange. Spencer: Is that because of your prison days? Dylan: ...

Raphael: Glad we're almost done with this wooden chair. Spencer: Hey, Dylan! Could you pass us some glue? Dylan: *takes out the bubblegum in his mouth* Spencer: ...